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THE SENDTAU CATALOGUE / 2026

Find the right
consequence.

From minor inconveniences to legendary manifestations. Compare verified supernatural services and choose the outcome that fits your intention.

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Browse curses

50 of 50 services available

All intentions
BEST SELLER
Office & Work

Printer Jam Pro

Critical documents. Impeccable timing.

★★★★★4.9(842)
INTENSITY
NEW
Everyday Problems

3AM Alarm

No snooze. No source. No explanation.

★★★★★4.7(313)
INTENSITY
POPULAR
Everyday Problems

Red Light Forever

Every junction becomes an opportunity to reflect.

★★★★★4.9(491)
INTENSITY
TRENDING
Relationships

Phantom Typing Bubble

They’re typing. They’re still typing. Nothing arrives.

★★★★★4.8(1,204)
INTENSITY
LOCAL FAVOURITE
Everyday Problems

Rain After Car Wash

Freshly polished. Immediately meteorological.

★★★★★4.7(733)
INTENSITY
VIRAL
Relationships

Ex-Name Autocorrect

Every romantic message. One historically bad name.

★★★★★4.9(1,666)
INTENSITY
BUDGET HEX
Wealth & Luck

Exact Change Curse

Always one sen short. Never enough to explain.

★★★★★4.6(419)
INTENSITY
TOO REAL
Technology

OTP Expired Again

Delivered securely. One second too late.

★★★★★4.9(1,108)
INTENSITY
APP EXCLUSIVE
Technology

Rider Nearby Forever

Two minutes away since the previous government.

★★★★★4.9(1,507)
INTENSITY
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Relationships

Blue Tick Silence

Read at 8:42. Peace departed at 8:43.

★★★★★4.9(2,441)
INTENSITY
DINNER RUSH
Everyday Problems

Buffet Last Prawn

One prawn. Two tongs. No eye contact.

★★★★★4.8(955)
INTENSITY
VIRAL
Office & Work

Reply-All Apocalypse

Please remove me from this thread. Sent to 4,812 people.

★★★★★5(2,048)
INTENSITY
PITCH DECK
Office & Work

Client Name Typo

Thirty perfect slides. One creatively spelled client.

★★★★★4.8(721)
INTENSITY
BOARDROOM PICK
Technology

HDMI No Signal Premium

Works on your desk. Forgets everything in the meeting room.

★★★★★4.9(1,194)
INTENSITY
BAGGAGE CLAIM
Everyday Problems

Luggage Last Carousel

Every black suitcase except your black suitcase.

★★★★★4.8(1,003)
INTENSITY
MARKET LEGEND
Wealth & Luck

Auntie Price Comparison

Last week cheaper. Other stall bigger. Final price how much?

★★★★★4.9(1,308)
INTENSITY
NOT SURE WHERE TO START?

Choose by
severity.

Every Sendtau service is rated from subtle inconvenience to legendary manifestation.

01

Subtle

A mild disruption. Easy to deny.

02–03

Noticeable

Enough to make them reconsider.

04

Serious

Reserved for persistent problems.

05

Legendary

No ambiguity. No refunds after manifestation.