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Family Group Chat Summons

147 messages. Three blurry posters. One dangerous question.

★★★★★52,026 verified hauntings

A weekend notification storm featuring cheerful greetings, recycled health warnings, unexplained minion graphics, and a sudden inquiry into your long-term plans.

MANIFESTATION INTENSITY4/5 · Noticeable
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TOTALRM66.00One-time ritual
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● LIVE
01 / EXPECTED OUTCOME

Exactly what
will happen?

The recipient opens their phone to discover the family has planned dinner, debated parking, changed the venue twice, and asked when it is their turn.
— Certified outcome statement
02 / SERVICE DETAILS

Professionally managed
from ritual to result.

ACTIVATIONSaturday, 7:03 AM
DURATIONOne extremely connected weekend
ASSIGNED UNITAncestral Communications Team
INTENSITY4 of 5

Best suited for

  • Cousins who mute everything
  • Relatives who reply only with stickers
  • People dodging reunion photos
  • Anyone who left the blue ticks on

What’s included

  • +Notification cascade
  • +Blurry-poster injection
  • +Venue-change recursion
  • +One lovingly invasive question
03 / HOW IT WORKS

Four steps.
No séance required.

01

Choose nuclear, extended, or everybody-plus-neighbour mode.

02

Set the safe notification ceiling.

03

We generate fictional family-chat energy.

04

The simulation clears before Monday morning.

04 / VERIFIED RESULTS5
★★★★★

Based on 2,026 verified hauntings

★★★★★VERIFIED HAUNTING

“Subtle, effective, and delivered exactly when promised. The live tracking was honestly a bit too impressive.”

— Farah, Petaling Jaya 13 days ago
★★★★★VERIFIED HAUNTING

“The outcome matched the description perfectly. Discreet support and no awkward questions from the courier.”

— Hafiz, Kuala Lumpur 31 days ago