SUPERNATURAL OMBUDSMAN / WALK-INS WELCOME

Complain.
Officially.

Turn one harmless inconvenience into an intimidating supernatural notice—complete with case number, assigned ghost, absurd remedy, response deadline, and escalation path.

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Pixel-art Pocong complaint officer stamping a form while Tau waits at the supernatural complaints counter — NOW SERVINGTHE MILDLY AGGRIEVEDAverage resolution: before you emotionally move on

01 / FILE YOUR GRIEVANCE

What failed to meet your extremely reasonable expectations?

Describe only a harmless inconvenience. Do not include names, handles, contact details, addresses, accusations, emergencies, or sensitive information. Everything is generated locally and nothing is submitted.

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Pixel-art Polong filing clerk carrying complaint paperwork

42,525+ POSSIBLE NOTICES

The complaints office is open.

Staff are standing by with stamps, folders, and absolutely no authority.

02 / HOW THE DESK WORKS

Serious format. Zero authority.

Describe

Use a harmless inconvenience, never personal or identifying information.

Bureaucratise

We combine target, tone, annoyance and issue locally in your browser.

Assign

A fictional officer and escalation path are selected for maximum paperwork.

Export the notice as a PNG for the group chat. Nothing is sent automatically.