PANTRY POLITICS
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SPECIMENST-OFFICEVERIFIED EFFECT
Office & Work / CERTIFIED SERVICE
Office Pantry Missing Mug
Twenty mugs. Not your mug.
A ceramic relocation curse that hides the recipient’s favourite office mug while displaying seventeen conference freebies nobody remembers collecting.
MANIFESTATION INTENSITY1/5 · Subtle
TOTALRM22.00One-time ritual
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● LIVE01 / EXPECTED OUTCOMEExactly what
Exactly what
will happen?
“The missing mug returns to the sink only after the recipient drinks coffee from a tiny promotional cup with a chipped handle.”
02 / SERVICE DETAILSProfessionally managed
ACTIVATIONNext office coffee break DURATIONEight caffeine searches ASSIGNED UNITWorkplace Ceramics Recovery INTENSITY1 of 5
Professionally managed
from ritual to result.
Best suited for
- ✓Mug-label writers
- ✓Pantry detectives
- ✓People with emotional ceramics
- ✓Colleagues who never wash up
What’s included
- +Mug-specific concealment
- +Cupboard decoys
- +Dishwasher loop
- +Chip-free guarantee
03 / HOW IT WORKSFour steps.
Four steps.
No séance required.
Describe the mug without sending a hostage photo.
→Choose cupboard or sink mode.
→We relocate it within the same pantry.
→It returns immediately after a substitute is used.
04 / VERIFIED RESULTS4.7
★★★★★
Based on 488 verified hauntings
★★★★★VERIFIED HAUNTING “Subtle, effective, and delivered exactly when promised. The live tracking was honestly a bit too impressive.”
★★★★★VERIFIED HAUNTING “The outcome matched the description perfectly. Discreet support and no awkward questions from the courier.”
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