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Charging Cable Curse

Works at one very specific angle.

★★★★★4.6266 verified hauntings

A low-intensity technological nuisance that gives any charging cable an extremely particular sense of direction.

MANIFESTATION INTENSITY1/5 · Subtle
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TOTALRM39.00One-time ritual
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● LIVE
01 / EXPECTED OUTCOME

Exactly what
will happen?

The nominated cable only charges when bent, balanced, and negotiated with at one precise and constantly changing angle.
— Certified outcome statement
02 / SERVICE DETAILS

Professionally managed
from ritual to result.

ACTIVATIONWithin 3 hours
DURATIONOne lunar cycle
ASSIGNED UNITMinor Digital Incidents
INTENSITY1 of 5

Best suited for

  • Cable borrowers
  • Desk cable hoarders
  • People at 2% battery
  • Anyone who refuses to replace old chargers

What’s included

  • +Cable-specific attunement
  • +Angle drift
  • +Low-battery sensitivity
  • +Device-safe limits
03 / HOW IT WORKS

Four steps.
No séance required.

01

Identify the cable type and colour.

02

Choose mild or professionally annoying.

03

We attune the connector remotely.

04

The effect expires automatically.

04 / VERIFIED RESULTS4.6
★★★★★

Based on 266 verified hauntings

★★★★★VERIFIED HAUNTING

“Subtle, effective, and delivered exactly when promised. The live tracking was honestly a bit too impressive.”

— Farah, Petaling Jaya 13 days ago
★★★★★VERIFIED HAUNTING

“The outcome matched the description perfectly. Discreet support and no awkward questions from the courier.”

— Hafiz, Kuala Lumpur 31 days ago